Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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