she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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