It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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