Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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