YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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