Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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