You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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