the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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