yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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