All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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