i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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