Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Its about making memories worth repressing
I wish they made helmets for livers.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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