I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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