he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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