She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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