Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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