chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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