yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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