so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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