He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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