Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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