We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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