just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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