It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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