If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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