So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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