Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Randomize
