I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You don't make any sense
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What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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