She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
