Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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