You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I understand Curling. That high.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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