the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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