Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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