Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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