im drinking this country out of the recession.
its not stalking. its research.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Randomize
