11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
