how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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