My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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