I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
me + whiskey = a bad person
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
