so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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