that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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