thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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