okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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