Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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