I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
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