Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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