i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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