shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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