either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Randomize