i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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