I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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