Whod you bang
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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