So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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