Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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