you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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