suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
This house was built for laser tag.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Boobs are out for the taking
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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