but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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