But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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